5 Troops We Brought Home to Film These Car Commercials
Hello! It’s us, The Government! Maybe you have heard of and support our work abroad… but did you know we also do good at home? Today we are introducing you to five lucky patriots who have been plucked from the front lines to film these equally important car commercials. The fight for capitalism is a war we take very seriously, and it’s in our own backyard! Let’s say hello to these new vets who bleed Red, White, and Savings!
Steven Karlsberg
Steven may have lost his leg in Afghanistan, but he’s putting the pedal to the metal to make this year's Toyota-thon one to remember! The I.E.D he diffused may have altered his short term memory… but his recollection of a Yaris Hatchback is sharp as a tack!
Mark Sintin
Mark’s here to tell you to “bring our troops home in a Ford Fiesta… not a body bag!”. He has committed several war crimes that we are not at liberty to disclose, but please instead watch this video of him being reunited with his Rottweiler, Darbus!
Kiersten Mullhulland
Woah! A woman! That’s right, women can serve in more ways than one, and Kiersten is certainly serving in her Nisaan Ultima this spring. Never forget 9/11. And never forget that Kiersten enlisted in the military when it became apparent that she would never be able to afford a higher level education without doing so!
Carlos Espinosa
Carlos wants to make it very clear to the consumers that he never served actively in a war and there is no way for anyone to prove that! Don’t even try to look up his recent employer… you won’t find anything! The paper trail has gone dry… but our cup for savings at Mini Cooper overfloweth!
Dirk Tank
What’s cool about Dirk is he thinks he is still IN Vietnam! Congrats Dirk! You are exhibiting signs of PTSD but you would never know it from the comforting cushy seats of this Rav4! Dirk loves the Rav’s soundproof interior. He can experience the fourth of July strapped in and screaming in his driveway, the way that Toyota and Uncle Sam intended it! USA!
Art by Tess Abedon <3