That’s Where I Recognize Him! Elon Musk’s Face Looks Like an in Utero Fetus!

Cam and Ryan were ready to bring a special bundle of joy into their family, when a sudden realization shocked the newlyweds. 

“Little Holly looked familiar,” Ryan recalls. “Or did Elon look familiar?” questioned Cam. The confusion is palpable. Does Elon Musk look like the face of an unborn fetus, or does the unborn fetus look like the reincarnation of the over-plastic-surgeried android, Elon Musk?

Upon request for comment, Elon Musk’s people attested to the resemblance. “He’s got a fetus thing. He himself is the product of two failed Plan B pills and a whole lotta lead.” Upon request for comment, Grimes’ team had ample words. “X Æ A-Xii, Exa Dark Sideræl, and Tau Techno Mechanicus had PCP trips in utero. These were hard pregnancies for Grimes and later her surrogate.” “But the fetuses never looked like Elon,” confesses Grimes. “They looked more like older women who got their faces ripped off by monkeys and then got face transplants from car wreck victims.” 

Still, little Holly is healthy and thriving at nine months with no sign of coming out anytime soon. “I’ll have to be induced,” says Cam. “But really, if Elon, I mean Holly, wants to stay there, maybe it’s for the best. Maybe we don’t need more ultra billionaires or infants who have dead resemblance to them.” Ryan is unconvinced. “My baby deserves a chance at this world,” he insists. “And thanks to the rollback of DEI, my white baby is going all the way to the top.”

Upon the release of this article, our investigative journalism shows Ryan voted for Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and chose not to vaccinate little Holly. Still, with the spirit of Elon, she is tackling polio like a champ.