New Poll Shows Public Siding With Rocket in Challenger Explosion

In a new poll released by Politico, it’s revealed that 9 out of 10 Americans believe that the rocket was “misunderstood and, albeit, exploding from a place of fear” in the 1986 Challenger explosion. When individuals were prodded as to why they felt this way, they had this to say

“I just think that we are so quick to judge these days… who knows what was going on in that cockpit… could have been some derogatory language being thrown around… where’s the camera footage?”

“I heard a bunch of those people were teachers… I had a teacher in grade-school that really didn’t get me. If Mrs. H was on the Challenger and I was that rocket… I’ll say it. I would’ve exploded harder.

“What does everyone expect? It was a rocket! A lot of those guys blow up! He was just a rocket being a rocket! They don’t make them like the Challenger anymore.”

When questioned on why every single person gendered the rocket as male, and why they were all gathered on the green outside of the White House on the anniversary of January 6th, every single person refused to comment.