Seven Struggles Every Girl Named Sarah Knows!

1) Hearing “That, too, is my given name!” constantly.

2) Staying faithful to your biblical roots on this pale blue dot of sinners.

3) Whenever someone says “harasmaynyum” in a recording, it chillingly says “My name is Sarah” when played backwards. Convenient, yet haunting.

4) There are no good songs I know with the name Sarah in them.

5) The only possible nicknames people give you are “Sar Bear” and “Screwdriver” and “Big Money Mama.”

6) There are no good last will and testaments I know with the name Sarah in them.

7) Having to say “Yes, like harass spelled backwards but with only one S” every time at Starbucks.