Portland Toy Company Releases New Toy: Polly Amory Pocket

Portland, OR – In an progressive twist on childhood nostalgia, local toy manufacturer Community Togetherness Collective Inc. has unveiled its latest creation: Polly Amory Pocket. An homage to the beloved “Polly Pocket” brand, this new toy aims to teach kids the joys and challenges of polyamorous relationships—because why shouldn’t your child learn about Ethical Non-Monogamy at a sleepover?

Polly Amory Pocket features a colorful carrying case that opens to reveal an elaborate, multi-room “relationship space.” Inside, children can explore rooms like “The Respectful Kitchen Complete with Chore Wheel,” “The Cuddle Puddle,” and “The Negotiation Nook.” Each case comes with a diverse cast of partners—each one equipped with its own backstory and a set of feelings that may require mediation.

“Think of it as a miniature world where love is limitless and boundaries are necessary,” said the company’s founder who prefers to remain anonymous. “It’s about teaching kids the art of sharing—not just toys, but also affection and emotional support!” One child was overheard saying, “Can we just stick with two dolls? This feels complicated!”

The PAP Deluxe Package comes with a set of “Compromise Cards” featuring discussion prompts about morals, jealousy, and communication. Cards include gems like “Should We Have An Open or Closed Polycule,” “How To Non-judgmentally Advocate For Yourself When Your Metamour Monopolizes Your Wife’s Time,” and “Let’s Talk About Fluid Bonding.”

The launch event was a hit, drawing in families and curious 40-somethings alike. So, if you’re looking to spice up your child’s playtime while simultaneously preparing them for the emotional realities of adult relationships, Polly Amory Pocket may just be the perfect fit! But it also might not be. Your child is likely to also want other toys to fulfill their needs. And that’s fine too. Do you still like me?

Order now and we’ll throw in a Unicorn!